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The names Heather. 19 years old female in Florida. Originally from the DC area. I'm a nice person that has a mean habit of saying inappropriate things. :D<3

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

qui-gon-jinn:

smashingxteacups:

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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can you imagine. your mom just had that installed and your having christmas dinner at her house or something and you start fighting and she just closes her mother, only to reopen it and say “do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall,” and she sits down and presses the button and says “this chair and you.”

i want this to happen

YES

laa-dispute:

propertyofzack:

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Sad this is the reason I’m hearing their name again. I loved them back in high school, and it’s a shame they never took off the way they should have. RIP.

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

qui-gon-jinn:

edwpoyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body