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The names Heather. 19 years old female in Florida. Originally from the DC area. I'm a nice person that has a mean habit of saying inappropriate things. :D<3

I’ve gotten into the habit of calling Rachel “Mommy” when we’re around Emma. Which I now realize we are not.

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

laughbitches:

legalmexican:

why

IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

zigwardscissorhands:

Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont