do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
can you imagine. your mom just had that installed and your having christmas dinner at her house or something and you start fighting and she just closes her mother, only to reopen it and say “do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall,” and she sits down and presses the button and says “this chair and you.”
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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.