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The names Heather. 19 years old female in Florida. Originally from the DC area. I'm a nice person that has a mean habit of saying inappropriate things. :D<3

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

andromeda3116:

englishpeter:

nerdyfangirl:

tyrannosaurme:

#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY

No.

He has a clause in each of his contracts that demands he gets a line to be bitter about Firefly

one day he’s gonna be in some period piece set in like the 1700s or some shit and he’s still gonna sneak in some line about a play with a crew of pirates whose run got canceled too soon

a  toast

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

lostbetweenheavenandhellx:

And I vow to marry the person who buys me the Iron throne. I will drop everything to marry them.

littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

walk-by-faith-always:

athee-fille:

YOU PERFECT BASTARD

JARED

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen