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The names Heather. 19 years old female in Florida. Originally from the DC area. I'm a nice person that has a mean habit of saying inappropriate things. :D<3

It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

c0ckblockhurley:

this show is the reason why I’m too sarcastic

c0ckblockhurley:

this show is the reason why I’m too sarcastic

franzis-frantic-thoughts:

sebstanbooty:

people who dislike the black widow because of her outfit and see her as nothing but  a “leather-clad asskicking femme fatale” are weak and will be sorted out by natural selection

People who dislike the black widow because of her outfit and see her as nothing but  a “leather-clad asskicking femme fatale” but think Batman is awesome, because “he’s kicking ass despite the absence of superpowers” are weak and will be sorted out by natural selection
teeveedinner:

thelessthangreatgatsby:

Thank you, huffingtonpost.ca for this gem of an article.

lol

teeveedinner:

thelessthangreatgatsby:

Thank you, huffingtonpost.ca for this gem of an article.

lol

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

iprovidethepaint:

watchtheskytonight:

This man is our kind

Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.

Augustus: so your name is four
Tobias: yeah
Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
Tobias: will you stop

coastalcallant:

nolifejustanime:

lmfaoooooooooooo

Bruhhhhh lol